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Dutchy
Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 345 Location: Northamptonshire, UK
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:11 am Post subject: |
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Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants with an egg
shell....hatched a more pressing matter, if HotSWAT would assisinate moldo unrestrained with a carrot. Thus died grammar school teacher Herbert Johnnyson in a similar carrot-related murder concerning pirates. THE END of Herbert Johnnyson _________________
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MyBoozyHell
Joined: 27 Mar 2008 Posts: 50 Location: Chester
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 11:38 am Post subject: |
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Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants with an egg
shell....hatched a more pressing matter, if HotSWAT would assisinate moldo unrestrained with a carrot. Thus died grammar school teacher Herbert Johnnyson in a similar carrot-related murder concerning pirates. THE END of Herbert Johnnyson and this story! |
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Middenrat actual speed
Joined: 10 Aug 2007 Posts: 2260 Location: Location: Location.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 2:43 pm Post subject: |
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TA-DAAAAH! _________________
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HotSWAT
Joined: 30 Nov 2007 Posts: 670 Location: you know what..? I really don't know..
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO at avatar mid XD _________________
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bunsenjetson
Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 1119 Location: Stuart Hall
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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Middenrat actual speed
Joined: 10 Aug 2007 Posts: 2260 Location: Location: Location.
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:10 am Post subject: |
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HotSWAT wrote: | LMAO at avatar mid XD |
on the grass, excessive wind, underpowered machinery: Yep, the cap fits _________________
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Pepper Site Admin
Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 851 Location: wooops...
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:13 am Post subject: |
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It goes well with the horn you used last time we race together on madlaps |
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JawZ
Joined: 29 Oct 2007 Posts: 1991 Location: Bedfordshire
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:38 am Post subject: |
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MyBoozyHell wrote: | Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants with an egg
shell....hatched a more pressing matter, if HotSWAT would assisinate moldo unrestrained with a carrot. Thus died grammar school teacher Herbert Johnnyson in a similar carrot-related murder concerning pirates. THE END of Herbert Johnnyson and this story! |
The book re-opened... _________________
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msquires Spam King
Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 803
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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The book re-opened nine months later,,, |
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JawZ
Joined: 29 Oct 2007 Posts: 1991 Location: Bedfordshire
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth... _________________
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evil_homer All-Round-Good-Guy
Joined: 10 Jun 2008 Posts: 656 Location: Preston Lancashire
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first |
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beechus
Joined: 18 Jul 2008 Posts: 135 Location: down south lol :)
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:54 am Post subject: |
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The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called _________________ some people dream of success others stay awake to acheive it |
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Spanky_McCoy Dirty Deeds Done Cheap(ish)
Joined: 13 Aug 2007 Posts: 1401 Location: Fortress Spanky
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:29 am Post subject: |
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The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called Clyde. Right turn _________________
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sosteve actual speed
Joined: 13 Dec 2007 Posts: 521 Location: settee
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:20 am Post subject: |
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The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called Clyde. Right turn at the next _________________
master of the slow lap and purveyor of really bad jokes. |
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bunsenjetson
Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 1119 Location: Stuart Hall
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:22 am Post subject: |
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The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called Clyde. Right turn at the next chimpanzee museum seemed |
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msquires Spam King
Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 803
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called Clyde. Right turn at the next chimpanzee museum seemed like a silly |
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Belial
Joined: 14 Jun 2008 Posts: 69
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called Clyde. Right turn at the next chimpanzee museum seemed like a silly beer drinking game |
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Spanky_McCoy Dirty Deeds Done Cheap(ish)
Joined: 13 Aug 2007 Posts: 1401 Location: Fortress Spanky
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:01 am Post subject: |
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The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called Clyde. Right turn at the next chimpanzee museum seemed like a silly beer drinking game. However, his liver _________________
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bunsenjetson
Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 1119 Location: Stuart Hall
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:14 am Post subject: |
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The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called Clyde. Right turn at the next chimpanzee museum seemed like a silly beer drinking game. However, his liver had been sold |
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DanTheMan
Joined: 17 Mar 2008 Posts: 1668
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:19 am Post subject: |
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The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called Clyde. Right turn at the next chimpanzee museum seemed like a silly beer drinking game. However, his liver had been sold By the Butcher _________________ Never underestimate the power of stupidity. |
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