3 word story

Dutchy · Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:11 am Post subject:

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants with an egg
shell....hatched a more pressing matter, if HotSWAT would assisinate moldo unrestrained with a carrot. Thus died grammar school teacher Herbert Johnnyson in a similar carrot-related murder concerning pirates. THE END of Herbert Johnnyson
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MyBoozyHell · Joined: 27 Mar 2008 Posts: 50 Location: Chester

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants with an egg
shell....hatched a more pressing matter, if HotSWAT would assisinate moldo unrestrained with a carrot. Thus died grammar school teacher Herbert Johnnyson in a similar carrot-related murder concerning pirates. THE END of Herbert Johnnyson and this story!

Middenrat · Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 2:43 pm Post subject:

TA-DAAAAH!
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HotSWAT · Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:12 pm Post subject:

LMAO at avatar mid XD
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bunsenjetson · Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 1119 Location: Stuart Hall

Middenrat · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:10 am Post subject:

Pepper · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:13 am Post subject:

It goes well with the horn you used last time we race together on madlaps Mr. Green

JawZ · Joined: 29 Oct 2007 Posts: 1991 Location: Bedfordshire

msquires · Spam King Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 803

The book re-opened nine months later,,,

JawZ · Joined: 29 Oct 2007 Posts: 1991 Location: Bedfordshire

The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth...
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evil_homer · Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:20 pm Post subject:

The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first

beechus · Joined: 18 Jul 2008 Posts: 135 Location: down south lol :)

The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called
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Spanky_McCoy · Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:29 am Post subject:

The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called Clyde. Right turn
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sosteve · Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:20 am Post subject:

The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called Clyde. Right turn at the next
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bunsenjetson · Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 1119 Location: Stuart Hall

The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called Clyde. Right turn at the next chimpanzee museum seemed

msquires · Spam King Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 803

The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called Clyde. Right turn at the next chimpanzee museum seemed like a silly

Belial · Joined: 14 Jun 2008 Posts: 69

The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called Clyde. Right turn at the next chimpanzee museum seemed like a silly beer drinking game

Spanky_McCoy · Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:01 am Post subject:

The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called Clyde. Right turn at the next chimpanzee museum seemed like a silly beer drinking game. However, his liver
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bunsenjetson · Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 1119 Location: Stuart Hall

The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called Clyde. Right turn at the next chimpanzee museum seemed like a silly beer drinking game. However, his liver had been sold

DanTheMan · Joined: 17 Mar 2008 Posts: 1668

The book re-opened nine months later, to give birth to the first hairy chimp called Clyde. Right turn at the next chimpanzee museum seemed like a silly beer drinking game. However, his liver had been sold By the Butcher
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