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Moldo · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:39 am Post subject:

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and
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HotSWAT · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:26 pm Post subject:

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the
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Dantski · Joined: 22 Sep 2007 Posts: 463

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate
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Moldo · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:45 pm Post subject:

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question
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da dude 24 · Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Posts: 286

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the

DanTheMan · Joined: 17 Mar 2008 Posts: 1668

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had
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Racer_X · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:34 pm Post subject:

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants
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DanTheMan · Joined: 17 Mar 2008 Posts: 1668

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants with an egg
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LabRat · Joined: 05 Mar 2008 Posts: 70

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants with an egg
shell....hatched a

MyBoozyHell · Joined: 27 Mar 2008 Posts: 50 Location: Chester

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants with an egg
shell....hatched a more pressing matter

Moldo · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:46 am Post subject:

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants with an egg
shell....hatched a more pressing matter, if HotSWAT would
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LabRat · Joined: 05 Mar 2008 Posts: 70

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants with an egg
shell....hatched a more pressing matter, if HotSWAT would assisinate moldo unrestrained

HotSWAT · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:31 pm Post subject:

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants with an egg
shell....hatched a more pressing matter, if HotSWAT would assisinate moldo unrestrained with a carrot.
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Middenrat · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:38 pm Post subject:

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants with an egg
shell....hatched a more pressing matter, if HotSWAT would assisinate moldo unrestrained with a carrot. Thus died grammar
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DanTheMan · Joined: 17 Mar 2008 Posts: 1668

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants with an egg
shell....hatched a more pressing matter, if HotSWAT would assisinate moldo unrestrained with a carrot. Thus died grammar school teacher Herbert
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Moldo · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:38 pm Post subject:

I'd love to respond to my assisination, but I can't figure out how this sentence is going, so I'll hold my breath Smile

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msquires · Spam King Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 803

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants with an egg
shell....hatched a more pressing matter, if HotSWAT would assisinate moldo unrestrained with a carrot. Thus died grammar school teacher Herbert Johnnyson in a

Middenrat · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:11 pm Post subject:

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants with an egg
shell....hatched a more pressing matter, if HotSWAT would assisinate moldo unrestrained with a carrot. Thus died grammar school teacher Herbert Johnnyson in a similar carrot-related
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HotSWAT · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:43 pm Post subject:

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants with an egg
shell....hatched a more pressing matter, if HotSWAT would assisinate moldo unrestrained with a carrot. Thus died grammar school teacher Herbert Johnnyson in a similar carrot-related murder concerning pirates.
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MyBoozyHell · Joined: 27 Mar 2008 Posts: 50 Location: Chester

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle the notorious and handsome HotSWAT the one-legged pirate. However, the question of why the hot-dog stand had George Bush's underpants with an egg
shell....hatched a more pressing matter, if HotSWAT would assisinate moldo unrestrained with a carrot. Thus died grammar school teacher Herbert Johnnyson in a similar carrot-related murder concerning pirates. THE END