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MyBoozyHell



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum
and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs!
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Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum
and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum
and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum
and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum
and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum
and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum
and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum
and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum
and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy,
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou,
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Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP)
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing
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Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed
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Once opon a time there was a perfectly good hot dog stand that had the misfortune to be built on an false premise. Nobody could have forseen Mid leaving Spankytech would have such little effect on the goings on of the growing season. But Mid decided to shoot himself in the foot, that's when an automatic gearbox fell on his manual gearstick. "OOF!" he did wail. Undetered however the show must continue because the egg is not round the hot-dog stand - it's smeared over the entire planet! nasa did intervene but George Bush used all his clean underpants on Tuesday. Mid wondered 'Why an egg?' and 'Why underpants?'. Then he realised, Spanky had stolen his hot plate and sold it for just enough sex, but he wanted more. HermesGirl Decided to touch a raw nerve, but the Surgeon couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the space-time continuum and nearly lost his feelings for underpants and eggs! With a sigh he decided to end it all for the last time with one swift blow to the head of Spankytech Racing, Lord, In your mercy, save us from evil, for thou, have the fuel (nicked from BP) the time and an engine swiped from SpankyTech Racing. With that, the MADLAPS gang headed north to battle
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