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YaBlows
Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 28
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:15 pm Post subject: Hello Mr/Mrs XXX |
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Hi
I am the second assistant to the chief cashier to the bank of Zimbawe. I have been holding $50,000,000 in trust for you to coll...... damn wrong forum...
lets start again...
Im Yablows, the official wall tester (self appointed) of Mad Laps and Mad Mini - if there's a wall to be found, i'm usually glued, parallel (facing the wrong way) or perpendicular to it. I have found walls in circuits that the authors have no idea exist!
Having found Trackmania a number of months ago, I've been an avid "press enter to restart" 'er ever since. Occasionally by the grace of God I've eventually completed races and even been placed in the top 3 (usally when < 3 players are on the server)
I usually listen in on Ventrilo and regually contribute with outbursts such as "oh For F^%$$S SAKE" and "WHO THE HELL PUT THAT BLEEDING WALL THERE"
The MAD servers keeps my blood pressure above "he's gonna blow" and frustation levels akin to licking your own elbow - but i keep trying
....and thats about it... any tips for someone who's hand / eye co-ordination is about as useful as a tray of chocolate coat hangers ?
Regards
YaBlows (AKA Dave)
(This messages spellling has been sponsored by Cillit Bang) |
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Medi
Joined: 18 Aug 2007 Posts: 151
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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Hey Yablows, welcome to the forums
Hope to race you sometime soon on the servers
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....and thats about it... any tips for someone who's hand / eye co-ordination is about as useful as a tray of chocolate coat hangers ? |
Don't jump out of an airplane without a parachute. |
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Middenrat actual speed
Joined: 10 Aug 2007 Posts: 2260 Location: Location: Location.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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hi YaBlows, tips? don't lend money to anyone you meet through this Forum. I f someone asks for a 'character reference' they will usu mean 'alibi', so make your excuses and leave _________________
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Moldo Driver's Champion
Joined: 03 Oct 2007 Posts: 1173 Location: NL
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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Hi Y.B.
Golden tip: drive carefully - safety first _________________
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Spanky_McCoy Dirty Deeds Done Cheap(ish)
Joined: 13 Aug 2007 Posts: 1401 Location: Fortress Spanky
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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Hola YaBlows give my regards to Barry Scott (if that's his real name) _________________
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DaCheese
Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 1471 Location: GMR Towers, South Shropshire, UK.
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:43 am Post subject: |
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I was gutted when I found out a while back that Barry Scott is just a fictional character. And now for my faourite test! (Holds penny in Cillit Bang for half an hour). _________________
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sosteve actual speed
Joined: 13 Dec 2007 Posts: 521 Location: settee
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:07 am Post subject: |
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it would appear that you and i are in the same buisiness (wall testing) i wondered how wed get on with a track with no walls at all, would we be totally unbeatable, totally lost, totally confused or just spontaineously combust terrifying thoughts. anyway welcome onboard _________________
master of the slow lap and purveyor of really bad jokes. |
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Dutchy
Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 345 Location: Northamptonshire, UK
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:26 am Post subject: |
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Hello Yablows,
Good to see you made it to the forum. Was good racing against you the other day..... wait it wasn't racing it was telling some German bird you were going through pre-op wasn't it? _________________
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YaBlows
Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 28
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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PelicansDutchy wrote: | ... wait it wasn't racing it was telling some German bird you were going through pre-op wasn't it? |
I feel an explanation is in order....
She mentioned in passing that driving in high heels was difficult... and I agreed... little did I realise that Anglo-German humour is a null set!
Look forward to being lapped by you again
Regards
YaBlows... |
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YaBlows
Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 28
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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sosteve wrote: | it would appear that you and i are in the same buisiness (wall testing) i wondered how wed get on with a track with no walls at all, would we be totally unbeatable, totally lost, totally confused or just spontaineously combust terrifying thoughts. anyway welcome onboard |
... see.... thats whats this game needs, a track with no walls - consider it a freestyle challenge....... |
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DaCheese
Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 1471 Location: GMR Towers, South Shropshire, UK.
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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No walls at all is hard to do but I'm sure Mad will be only too happy to add SOR Mad-Flinger (better known as Noob Flinger), which is a good attempt at a no-walls track, to the track rotation if we have to move over to TMF. _________________
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