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DanTheMan
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 Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:01 pm Post subject: 'Clean up on aisle 25, we have a husband down |
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Asda.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only £10 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
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laura
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| haha that's the best joke I've heard in a loong time! It's sadly kind of true too... |
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Spanky_McCoy
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| laura wrote: | | haha that's the best joke I've heard in a loong time! It's sadly kind of true too... |
Spammer, I bet your name isn't even Laura either.
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DanTheMan
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| Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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Didn`t even see that link. Invaders must die 
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Spanky_McCoy
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The link wasn't there originally they added it in after they posted their first few posts, sly some of these spammers.
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