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DanTheMan



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Find something the same height as the botom of the radiator, leave all pipes connected, lift off brackets onto makeshift stand and bend the radiator forwards.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JawZ wrote:
Why dont we ride Zebras?


It's because the curvature of their spines prevents a point loading where a human would normally sit.

I just made that up, I would imagine its because they would clash with your shellsuit trousers.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

evil_homer wrote:
wheres Wally?

not seen him for a while Laughing


Wally was a patriotic young American who decided to join the US Army and go to Iraq to shoot eyerackies, he was playing hide and seek amongst a bunch of insurgents and he was shot by one of his own, apparently being tall, ginger, bespectecled and wearing a red and white hooped jumper still isn't enough to avoid friendly fire.

Still Barney the Purple dinosaur is alive and well and captaining a US battle group.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dantski wrote:
what are you getting me for my birthday?


An expired voucher for Pizza Hut
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lift the radiator and bend it forward.....

works with plastic pipes and where their is plenty of play Smile some radiator valves do not grip the pipes well enough though and the strain could pull them clean off the pipes or at least cause a nice leak. The worst valves are the thermostatic ones which normally have terrible fittings.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How should the world resolve the present financial crisis?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked a bit from jeremy vine last week, give us all £20k instead of paying the banks billions and the problem will be over Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crisis? What crisis?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here Jawz.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mad wrote:
I liked a bit from jeremy vine last week, give us all £20k instead of paying the banks billions and the problem will be over Smile


We can't do that for the same reason we can't give chimps loaded shotguns.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everytime i get drunk, i fall asleep and spill beer on my keyboard, last night i burnt my desk with a cig too, please spanky, what should i do to combat this??
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DanTheMan wrote:
Everytime i get drunk, i fall asleep and spill beer on my keyboard, last night i burnt my desk with a cig too, please spanky, what should i do to combat this??



i thought this was natural, dont tell me this is now one of life's problems Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DanTheMan wrote:
Everytime i get drunk, i fall asleep and spill beer on my keyboard, last night i burnt my desk with a cig too, please spanky, what should i do to combat this??


Well old son the answer is staring you in the face, for the love of god give up on sleeping and get yourself a 100 pack of pro plus.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spanky_McCoy wrote:
DanTheMan wrote:
Everytime i get drunk, i fall asleep and spill beer on my keyboard, last night i burnt my desk with a cig too, please spanky, what should i do to combat this??


Well old son the answer is staring you in the face, for the love of god give up on sleeping and get yourself a 100 pack of pro plus.


Just done it again, Sosteve needs one of these keyboards, they seem (beer) waterproof
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DanTheMan wrote:
Spanky_McCoy wrote:
DanTheMan wrote:
Everytime i get drunk, i fall asleep and spill beer on my keyboard, last night i burnt my desk with a cig too, please spanky, what should i do to combat this??


Well old son the answer is staring you in the face, for the love of god give up on sleeping and get yourself a 100 pack of pro plus.


Just done it again, Sosteve needs one of these keyboards, they seem (beer) waterproof


SoSteve needs one because of the excessive frothing at the mouth he gets when his internet connection disappears mins before a GP.

You need one because you drool too much Dan old bean Wink
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