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msquires · Spam King Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 803

"Feet, start walkin'": Nancy Sinatra records a charity single for the dirt poor

DanTheMan · Joined: 17 Mar 2008 Posts: 1668

poor DTM, hooked on GTA IV
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sosteve · Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:47 pm Post subject:

GTA IV responsible for increase in violent crime
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DanTheMan · Joined: 17 Mar 2008 Posts: 1668

Crime responsible for rise in GTA IV
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YussuF · Joined: 05 Jul 2008 Posts: 242 Location: Hamburg

GTA IV killed innocent Topic

msquires · Spam King Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 803

Topic suffers because of GTA IV

JawZ · Joined: 29 Oct 2007 Posts: 1991 Location: Bedfordshire

I'v let one rip in church
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sosteve · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:06 am Post subject:

church evacuated due to fowl smell
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Dantski · Joined: 22 Sep 2007 Posts: 463

smell a.k.a toxic gas, found to be emanating from sosteve
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bunsenjetson · Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 1119 Location: Stuart Hall

Sosteve lands no 1 driver job at Honda F1

sosteve · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:51 am Post subject:

F1 sold to lord spanky mccoy bernie eccleston becomes budist monk
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bunsenjetson · Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 1119 Location: Stuart Hall

monk fish named as new GMR driver

debs69 · Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 95 Location: birmingham

driver debs69 falls off track again, but this time it was an act of foul play ,sosteve comes clean, admiting he smeared olive oil on her tyres.she was then taken to hospital,suffering with bruised boobies

DanTheMan · Joined: 17 Mar 2008 Posts: 1668

Boobies; Servers warns one of two for foul language
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Racer_X · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:27 pm Post subject:

Language barrier blamed for multi-vehicle pile up,
traffic backed up for three days
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Out of gas and 4 flat tires, Ain't this day starting off good!?!

JawZ · Joined: 29 Oct 2007 Posts: 1991 Location: Bedfordshire

Days could be numbered for Paul Ince
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Spanky_McCoy · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:47 pm Post subject:

sosteve · Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:06 am Post subject:

ince ousted
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debs69 · Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 95 Location: birmingham

ousted !!!!! erm.. yh. i get it all the time, not fair !!

DanTheMan · Joined: 17 Mar 2008 Posts: 1668

Fair razed, Raised Fares
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