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flyingscott
Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 26 Location: Sudan
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:19 pm Post subject: flying scott up the swamp |
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hi guys.
well i am finally up and running with my comms. not enough to race but i can have the wee odd bleather.
well i am in the middle of the largest swamp land in Africa (official). google earth - rumbek/200km north.
i am surrounded by SPLA (look it up). i am here on my companies behalf all on my own.lol. just got my toyota land cruiser flown in to me inside an mi26, theres one for the chopper spotters among you. damn bird costs $20k an hour to fly so the cost of my vehicle just soared. ha ha.
damn soldiers are constantly drinking and shooting all over. wot a mad bunch. thats wot the hazard pays for i guess, lol.
but love all this **** anyway. i would not be anywhere else.
so tell me wots new guys as you are my only source of fun. |
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mark-s PRO Admin
Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 527 Location: nice
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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hey murray
nice to hear your safe and well, missing you on the servers.
sounds a bit risky over there, but i bet its a damn sight warmer.
about 6 to 7 degrees over here bet you miss that eh. |
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retoon
Joined: 19 Sep 2007 Posts: 383 Location: Nottingham, England
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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good to hear from you. |
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Middenrat actual speed
Joined: 10 Aug 2007 Posts: 2260 Location: Location: Location.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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blimey that danger pay had better be good
ps next time take a copy of Razzle, a much better source of fun imo ... swats flies too _________________
Skin by Baino |
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bunsenjetson
Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 1119 Location: Stuart Hall
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:02 am Post subject: |
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Hi Scott! Whatever you do, please DON'T get a copy of Razzle. At a push, use Woman's Own and your fertile imagination. Midden, put your stash back under the bed. There are no flies till March. |
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flyingscott
Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 26 Location: Sudan
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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hey guys how do i add a picture to a message so i can let you all see where i am |
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bunsenjetson
Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 1119 Location: Stuart Hall
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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I think you have to host it somewhere and link to it using the [img] and [/img] tags.[/img] |
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tyke65
Joined: 19 Aug 2007 Posts: 73 Location: South Yorkshire
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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Hi there Murray, great to see your still around.
You be safe out there and have a good christmas.
And are the women out there as skilled as the Malawi ladies.... |
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flyingscott
Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 26 Location: Sudan
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:59 pm Post subject: the afican ladies |
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hey Tyke.
well i cant speak for te Malawi tribes but i can for the Sudanese.
following strick Sheria law the women are not permitted to touch themselfs in the nether regions. so cleaning downstairs becomes an issue. they use a special hardwood that is set on fire in a small clay pot or hole in the ground and let to smoke like inscence. they then squat over the top of it. this is meant to cleanse it and according to some women it also tightens it up!!!!!!
in other words i aint going near it with yours, ha ha.
sorry i have no photos of this and if i did i would no doubt get 50 lashes. |
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tyke65
Joined: 19 Aug 2007 Posts: 73 Location: South Yorkshire
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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oh my god....
your rite i would'nt touch anything down there....
Anyway you stay safe Murray and don't be giving ya teddybear any strange names....... |
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mark-s PRO Admin
Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 527 Location: nice
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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hey dont knock a bit of smoked mackerel.
tightens it up you say, i've got some old flower pots in the back garden
and some old fence panels i've been meaning to burn
keep safe murray |
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