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Middenrat
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bunsenjetson
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| I love it. Domon Hill loves it. Bono loves it. Prince Roulette loves it. I particularly like the way it turns white wine into red - not even Jesus could do that. Next time you have a party you only need to buy white wine. |
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DanTheMan
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Amazingly compact in design, i want one for my kitchen!
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msquires
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| Why would you want to pay a few quid for a normal corkscrew which takes seconds to use and gives you a whole bottle of wine when you can pay thousands to stand next to a gigantic machine for 10 minutes turning a wheel for a single glass of wine? Its definately going to catch on... |
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Middenrat
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| msquires wrote: | | Why would you want to pay a few quid for a normal corkscrew which takes seconds to use and gives you a whole bottle of wine when you can pay thousands to stand next to a gigantic machine for 10 minutes turning a wheel for a single glass of wine? Its definately going to catch on... |
and don't forget the red wine/white wine thing. Can prolly do Vimto/Irn Bru too 
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DaCheese
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Pointless, but nevertheless superb.
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Spanky_McCoy
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| Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:58 am Post subject: |
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Your all missing the bigger picture (other than the white to red wine thing, Jesus couldn't do that) this thing has a multitude of uses.
A paper weight
Torture device
Conversational piece
Exercise machine, after all that winding at one of my parties you would look like Arnold Schwarzenegger
You just needed to look at the WTH expressions of the celebs in the videos to see the interest it generates. Although I did get the feeling these punters erected a marquee then dragged in passing celebs and yelled "look it opens wine bottles verrrrrryyyyy slowly"
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msquires
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| Middenrat wrote: |
and don't forget the red wine/white wine thing. Can prolly do Vimto/Irn Bru too |
Think you might get a bit tired of, each time you go to the shops, having to buy the relative opposite of what you wanted to drink
Red wine if you wanted white,
Apple juice if you wanted orange,
Rats urine if you wanted a Budweiser (not that this would take much work) |
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