Spanky_McCoy
Dirty Deeds Done Cheap(ish)
Joined: 13 Aug 2007
Posts: 1401
Location: Fortress Spanky
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 Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:38 pm Post subject: your 10 rules for living |
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Here are my 10 rules for living by. Feel free to post your own
1. Never call a woman fat unless you can outrun her
2. Never play cards with a man named slim
3. Never play pool with a man called fats
4. Always remember to tell your mates if you go off with a slightly crazy looking woman
5. Never eat in a restaurant if you can't pronounce the name or read the menu
6. Never drink from a glass that the barman spat in to make cleaner
7. Always pump the brake pedal three times after getting your brakes fixed at Kwik Fit
8. Never spank a woman on the ass unless she told you to
9. Never believe someone when they say "trust me"
Last but not least
10. Change the locks after dumping your bird even if she gave you the keys back.
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