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sosteve
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attack on turkey culprit wants stuffing
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msquires
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| Stuffing shortage means Christmas can get stuffed |
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JawZ
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Stuffed, Overweight, Stop Reading And Get Up And Move
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DaCheese
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MOVE OF SPANKYTECH HQ CAUSES OUTRAGE WITH NEW NEIGHBOURS.
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msquires
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| Neighbours of Spankytech complain to the environment agency |
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JawZ
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Agency Hired To Kill Neighbours
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DanTheMan
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neighbours get beating off DTM for music too loud!
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sosteve
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loud shirts banned in hawaii
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Racer_X
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Hawaii to auction off islands to pay for back taxes
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debs69
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| taxes! smaxes ! does your nut |
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bunsenjetson
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| DanTheMan wrote: | | neighbours get beating off DTM for music too loud! |
(That's one Kylie story you need to sell to the papers. Did they form a circle?)
NUT vote for longer teachers' holidays |
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McInSanE
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| holidays to be abolished by the government |
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DanTheMan
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Government don`t know arse from Elbow: Official poll shows
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sosteve
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shows suffer beanstalk shortage, magic bean crop eaten by slugs.
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JawZ
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Slugs are just homeless snails
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Racer_X
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Snails to blame for recent economic crisis.
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debs69
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| crisis in the williams household, as mommy hasn't started the christmas shoppin yet !!!!! |
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McInSanE
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| yet to come: the baby bot! |
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sosteve
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bot arrested for impersonating balloon
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sakaron
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ballons wish they had feet
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